Dad, viewing the care home: I hate it. I'll be dead within 3 months.
Me: They've got good food and physical therapy on site.
Dad: it's awful.
My spouse: Well, its your choice, but you can't move home, and [kid brother] is at work most days, so you'll be spending a lot of time with [extroverted home nurse that drove him crazy]. She works 12 hour shifts, I think.
Dad: OK this place is fine.