@ned someone came to my door trying to sell bottled water service the other day.

they literally had a clipboard with a giant qr code on it.
i said i dont use a smartphone
he said 'well thats the only way to do this'
i said dont you have a website? he seemed confused.

they did have a website, i looked afterwards.
they're selling 5gal of bottled poison death water like you get at the gas station, for nearly 10/each.

they also said 'we do have distilled.'
i looked it up, they have nestle pure life water. which isn't distilled.

i found the sales people a half hour later and schooled three of them briefly.

they seemed confused and horrified.