@roadriverrail I wish I still had my old daisy wheel printer. That fucker had class just rolling off it. Not that anyone's going to see a physical copy of this resume, like, ever.
Part of my challenge is that my previous resume looked 100% like I typeset it in TeX, and I'm trying to make my new resume feel different. I'm a different person. This is certainly a vanity thing, but I don't want to present myself like I did when I thought I was a boy.