I would have imagined it more like this:
A: *puts cheese wheel on table* Look, I can provide nutrients.
B: I am neutral 🇨🇭 to your intended proposition.
A: I am willing to provide more nutrients in exchange for emotional and/or physical contact.
B: Okay, let's vote on this.
A: Aye.
B: Aye. Alright, come here, you Zuckerschnäggli.