I'm out cycling alone, sitting on a bench overlooking the valley. there are very few people going by, so when a young dude cycled past and looked at me for longer than necessary, I kept him in the corner of my eyes.

he cycled past, went a few hundred meters, looking back to me twice whether I turn my head, then threw his cap into a bush.

he cycled back to me, faking to look around and search something.

when he came to me, he asked whether I had seen his hat. I told him he had "lost it" in the bushes over there, pointing at where he had thrown it.

he thanked me super awkwardly and cycled away. completely destroyed the dude :KroosEvil: