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"hey website, got any lamps"
"yeah, here's one"
"Oh that's quite nice"
"EIGHT PEOPLE LOOKED AT IT RECENTLY"
"what"
"TEN PEOPLE HAVE BOUGHT IT"
"why are you overlaying these messages on the picture of the nice lamp"
"I'LL OVERLAY YOU ON THE BOTTOM OF A SIX FOOT HOLE IF YOU DON'T BUY THIS FUCKING LAMP NOW"
"bit intense for lighting like"
"FUCK YOU I SMASHED THE LAMP YOU CAN'T FUCKING HAVE IT NOW"