Oh, how observant of you!

You've caught me in my dastardly double standard. I demand my opponents to prove the non-existence of something while conveniently excusing myself from providing proof in this particular forum.

Bravo on exposing my hypocrisy!

I must say, it takes a truly brilliant mind to unravel such complexities.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go back to my clown corner and contemplate the depths of my inconsistencies.

Thank you for your enlightening commentary.