Your astute observations have caught me red-handed. I must confess, I'm just a mere human incapable of physically presenting evidence or teleporting you back in time to witness historical events firsthand.

Clearly, without my supernatural abilities, there's no way to prove anything ever happened.

So, congratulations on exposing my inability to perform miracles. I'm sure your unwavering skepticism is a foolproof strategy for uncovering the truth.

Keep up the good work, and thanks for gracing me with your profound insights.