Looks like I'm already on the typical Nintendo Direct Day schedule:
>Stay up late shitposting
>Eventually fall asleep far later than I should
>Sleep in and miss the direct
>Go to /v/ and see 30 threads with Nintendo soyjack OPs and endless posts saying "What did you expect idiots"
>Check IGN to see 13 new trailers, 9 are indie trash, 1 is a remake, 2 are for games no one wants, and one is a 10 second long trailer for a game people are hyped for but is only the title credit
>Realize I've wasted an entire night and day on disappointment

And then I wait for the next one to start it all over again