@ahermitforhire @vapaad this is entirely out of character for me but once when I had to do an essay portion of an exam in college while feverish with pneumonia the professor told me he was going to mark me off for bad handwriting. he had notoriously bad handwriting himself, and when he pointed out mine on the page I looked him dead in the eye and said "I guess I'm training to be a professor" and we looked at each other for a bit and then he didn't mark me off