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@GrungeQueef @Floyvid_Ninesneed Just remembered another fun story. Went to school with a dude who was 5’6. His girlfriend was gorgeous, but ultra needy and a whore. If he didn’t constantly give her attention, she’d go out and fuck other dudes and say it’s his fault.

Well, she convinced him to get his penis molded so she could get a custom dildo made. She then ordered it larger than the real thing so she could compare him to the “improved replica.”

Well, after that, she started using the replica to peg the dudes she was fucking. She’d take pictures and send them to him with captions like, “Lol ur gay”.

Sadly, he’s now married to her. They have four kids and we highly suspect that none are his.