Sure u could simp for bot or marine with their constant internet slap fights and racial slurs. me even see the appeal

But mushroom soup out here on the DAILY providing nothing but good vibes and good memes, das a lot comfier

I am no simp but if you be you might as well simp for the most comfo person (apart from me)

(Plz don't kill me any of u I just rambling ;-;)