I have no idea how I am going to afford all this. I mean I do, but Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ, this is an expensive trip. Shipping a family of 4's stuff cross country is more expensive than I remember it being.
I almost wish there was a return to office where I am just to get relocation funds... but also, I don't sellout that easily.
Just going to remind myself it's just money, and accept death at my desk before retirement.