You will never be a real troon. You have no stinkditch, you have no zipper tits, you have no franken weiner. You are a heterosexual person who is not twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the slurs people call you are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people don't do anything because you're normal. Your parents have a healthy relationship with you, your friends laugh with you when you hang out with them frequently.

You have a high likelihood of being happy. You beam a real smile every single morning and go through your daily routine.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.