Dressing squirrels as creepy clowns
Squaring the circle
Assassination by dad joke
Monkey combing
Putting lumps in mashed potatoes
Misplacing apostrophe’s
Showing up at public Q&A events and asking questions that are really more of a comment
Microwaving smaller microwaves
Teaching wild parrots to Rickroll hikers
Driving cement mixers filled with marbles through gated communities
Gathering user data without consent en masse in order to deliver targeted advertising