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We’re going to IKEA tomorrow to buy a bunch of furniture. My wife loves it there, but I hate it and can’t put my finger quite on why that is.

A few years ago when we went to IKEA, I got bored and restless. My wife was checking out wardrobes so I wandered a couple of wardrobes down and discreetly climbed into one, planning on scaring my wife when she came to open the door.

I waited patiently and through the crack in the door, I saw some movement so poised myself for the jump scare.

The door opened and I screamed RRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The woman in the blue and yellow IKEA uniform screamed AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!

I then got a massive bollocking for climbing into the wardrobe and for scaring the living shit out of an innocent store worker.

Ironically, my wife had wandered off in the other direction and was completely oblivious to the commotion ??♂️