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Stranger 1: awkwardly chuckles Uh, hey there.

Stranger 2: also awkwardly chuckles Hi.

Stranger 1: Nice weather we’re having, huh?

Stranger 2: Yeah, it’s uh, it’s certainly something. glances down at the dildo in their hand

Stranger 1: looks down at their own dildo So, uh, I couldn’t help but notice you’re also carrying a… gestures to the dildo

Stranger 2: Yeah, I, uh, I was just, um, on my way to, uh… trails off awkwardly

Stranger 1: nods knowingly Yeah, me too. I mean, it’s not every day you see someone walking around with a giant dildo in their hand.

Stranger 2: laughs Yeah, definitely not.

Stranger 1: So, uh, do you come here often? gestures to the dildo

Stranger 2: laughs again No, not really. I mean, I’ve used them before, but this is the first time I’ve ever walked around with one in public.

Stranger 1: Same here. I mean, I’m not usually one to, uh, flaunt my… gestures to the dildo But I had a friend who said it was a good stress reliever, so I figured I’d give it a try.

Stranger 2: nods Yeah, I hear you. I mean, life can be pretty stressful sometimes, and sometimes you just need to, uh, take matters into your own hands. gestures to the dildo

Stranger 1: awkwardly laughs Yeah, I guess you could say that.

Stranger 2: Well, it was nice meeting you. gestures to their dildo I should probably, uh, get going.

Stranger 1: nods Yeah, same here. gestures to their own dildo Take care.

Stranger 2: You too. awkwardly walks away with their dildo