Kit Rhett Aultman@darius This immediately reminds me of a sketch from a now mostly-forgotten comedy show called "Almost Live!" that just happened to be Bill Nye's first TV show.
They had a parody commercial for "Apple Keith". It's a new product from Apple. In addition to a top of the line Mac LC II, they'll also sell you...Keith! Keith will use your Mac for you so you don't have to waste your time. You can upgrade to Apple Leonard. Leonard buys his own granola.
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