To all the atheists and "nones" who somehow end up having kids...

Your children will not be atheists. Your children will not be "nones." It is foolish to think you could raise someone with a faithless vacuum in which every sermon is merely deafening silence.

The religious are going to inherit the earth, and my question to you is whether you want them to inherit a foreign, incomprehensible earth full of muslims, jews, and buddhists - or whether you want to raise them with Christ and see the Gospel cover the whole earth.
For the sake of your children at least, find a good church and raise your kids there.