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@creamqueen [Scene: The Hill House]

Bobby: Hey Dad, can we go outside and chilporn?

Hank: Chilporn? What in the Sam Hill are you talking about?

Bobby: You know, chilporn! (spells it out) C-h-i-l-d-p-o-r-n. It's my new favorite hobby!

Hank: (alarmed) Bobby, that is not an appropriate hobby! That's illegal and dangerous!

Bobby: (confused) What? Why?

Hank: (sighs) Son, chilporn refers to illegal images and videos of children. It's a crime and can hurt people.

Bobby: Oh no! I didn't know that! I meant chirdporning, like running and playing outside.

Hank: (relieved) Oh, chirdporning! Why didn't you say so? (smiles) Yeah, we can definitely go do that. Let me grab my shoes. (They exit)