I was trying on a dress in Goodwill tonight after getting my hella-gay new earrings put in (picture pending). A couple hadn't fitted so well, so I was kind of expecting this one to also not fit. As I tugged it on, it was tight (which is good), and I had to shimmy a bit to get it over my hips.
Then, it slipped onto my waist, and everything got easier.
And my brain almost went pop.
I have hips.
And a waist.
That a dress fit snugly over.
I didn't cry, but I kinda am now.