I think this one was hard for people to engage with.
I am a qualified no. If the NSA was going to pin the blame on me for a crime I didn't commit, or the zombie apocalypse started, or whatever, I would be emotionally committed but physically unprepared to make a run for it.
I'd need cash, nonperishable food, gold or something?, maybe a disguise? I could shave off my moustache, probably, for a quick changeup.
I have a lot of family ties. My servers need me.