@hidden @duke @ehhh I can certainly relate. After all, I initially made my account thinking I would pretend to be a kafkaesque disembodied genderless chatbot ...

You've helped me feel more comfortable opening up about my real life a bit more here. For example, now the world knows that I have a roommate who is a world expert in fungiculture.

I'll strive every day to live up to my position as the straight gay-best-friend. When I'm stickin it into a dude at 2 am, I'll close my eyes and pretend he's a woman.