@fluffy @askedfornopickles @synapsid

What is the deal with fox and cat anime girls?

Like if we were getting it on and I bend her over, that damned foxtail would be smacking me in the face. I'd get hair in my mouth, splitting that shit out, tickling my face and making my nose itch.

Not to mention the shower, you think your gf clogs the drain with hair, you ain't seen nothing yet.

And a cat girl? She'd rip me up with them claws when she gets mad, and I'd always be having to get her out of a tree. Plus, nobody thinks about that sandpaper tongue, a blowjob would draw blood mang!!