My hatred for Android Studio only grows every day. The only program I hate more, I think, is git, which makes today's problem, *which is about the interaction between Android Studio and git*, all the more infuriating
(Android Studio is failing because it is invoking git, which is not installed, and I cannot fix the problem because Android Studio cannot tell me why it is invoking git. Humiliatingly, I have lost an entire workday to this.)