@darniil @ArmadilloRancher @DrunkOnCheese Not like I could afford either, even if I was so inclined.

We need an influencer who can beat Great Value prices. No more fancy shit. I want the biggest, blackest sack of wakey-nuts I can find.

I want to feel my veins flutter after a single sip, motherfucker. I need that shit strong and cheap enough to kill the Cuban in me.