Governments are useless.

World population: "we're experiencing inflation and/or a lack of food."

Japan: "LET'S FIGHT ALL THE PIRATES!!"
Kanaduh: "LET'S CENSOR ALL THE INTERNETS!!"
The Eww: "LET'S KILL OURSELVES TO HURT PUTIN!!"
Roshan: "LET'S SHUT DOWN TRADE WITH THE WEST!!"
CHAINA!!: "LET'S TEST CABBAGE FOR THE COVAIDS!!"
Ausjailia: "LET'S ERECT CONCENTRATION CAMPS ALL OVER THE NATION!!"
New Xiland: "LET'S SHUT THE ENTIRE COUNTRY DOWN OVER 1 COVAIDS CASE!!"
India: "THANK YOU FOR CALLING TECHNICOW SAPOWT!!"
USSA: "I GOT HAIRY LEGS, THAT TURN BBBBBBLOND IN THE SUN!!"
WEF: "YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS!!"
UN: "REEEEEECIST!!"