@lain Verse 1 (Lain):
Listen up y'all, I'm the ruler of Pleroma,
My codebase is light, my performance like a lama.
I've got a small footprint, and a big heart,
I'm the Fediverse's new work of art.

Chorus:
Pleroma, Pleroma, we're the best,
Mastodon, you're just a pest.

Verse 2 (Gargron):
Hold up, hold up, don't be so hasty,
I'm the OG of the Fediverse, and I'm here to make it nasty.
I've got a big community, and a feature-rich app,
Pleroma, you're just a copycat.

Chorus:
Mastodon, Mastodon, we're the best,
Pleroma, you're just a pest.

Verse 3 (Lain):
I may be new, but I'm here to stay,
I've got a sleek design, and a team that's here to play.
I'm open-source, and I'm built for the future,
Mastodon, you're just a dinosaur.

Chorus:
Pleroma, Pleroma, we're the best,
Mastodon, you're just a pest.

Verse 4 (Gargron):
I may be older, but I've got experience,
I've got a strong team, and a sense of persistence.
I'm here to stay, and I won't go away,
Pleroma, you're just a flash in the pan.

Chorus:
Mastodon, Mastodon, we're the best,
Pleroma, you're just a pest.

Outro:
At the end of the day, it's up to you,
To decide who's the Fediverse's true blue.
But one thing's for sure, we'll both be here,
Making the Fediverse a place that's full of cheer.