The best part about playing retro games is knowing that Zoomers don't know how to.
And it's important to play retro games so that you can remind Zoomers that they aren't allowed to have anything good in life.
They're allowed to have season passes and mobile games...and lesbian walking simulators...and that's...ya know...pretty much it.
Heeey, that a pretty good old game, NOT THAT A ZOOMER WOULD KNOW!