Took a spontaneous trip to San Antonio at 5pm. Took the dog down to pee and a man tripped towards him trying to pet the dog. I shouted back, "No thank you! You're DRUNK." In the distance he quipped "I was born this way!" I couldn't figure out if I had made a big mistake and taunted a disabled man, or if he was just born an alcoholic. Then he shouted in the distance, "If I'm drunk, YOU'RE STUPID!"