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@ryo
>Oh yea, it's just so hard to distinguish between 5 different consoles with almost the exact same name while having very little hands on experience with (if at all).

I never owned a single PlayStation console or handheld either, but I know each one. Here is a simple guide:

* PS1 - The CD system that could've been Nintendo's if their deal didn't fall through.
* PS2 - The DVD player that could also play 3D games
* PS3 - The $600 Blu-Ray Player that can also play games and used to be able to run Linux until Sony killed that feature
* PS4 - The system that can still play used games and interactive movies pretending to be games
* PS5 - The paper-weight developed by Californians

* PocketStation - Some Japan-only PS1 memory card that also acts like a small handheld console (like the Dreamcast's VMU)
* PSP - Sony's iPod that can also play 3D games
* PS Vita - The handheld for weebs because western gamers stopped caring about handhelds and moved on to mobile garbage