Son is going out with friends to celebrate New Year's.
My rules:
- no drinking in a public establishment —you're not of legal age, I don't want to pick you up at the police station
- drinking is ok if at a private party, but BE REASONABLE
- DO NOT BOARD A VEHICLE if the driver has ingested alcohol or smoked/vaped pot —and do not let them drive
- if any issue, text me, call me, I'll pick you up (but please, not from the police station)
- no rioting, no car burning
Son: Wh... What? Why would I riot or burn cars?
Me: I don't know. Technically you're French.