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<blockquote style="position: relative; padding-left: 55px;"><section><a href="https://masto.ai/users/stavvers/statuses/109511918768486571">Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Monday, 19-Dec-2022 00:36:42 JST</a><a href="https://masto.ai/@stavvers" title="stavvers@masto.ai"><img src="https://gnusocial.jp/avatar/41495-48-20221127202416.webp" width="48" height="48" alt="Another Angry Woman" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0;">Another Angry Woman</a><div><a href="https://masto.ai/@stavvers/109511891746717073" rel="in-reply-to">in reply to</a></div></section><article><p>you dropped your dick, man</p></article><footer><a rel="bookmark" href="https://gnusocial.jp/conversation/794177#notice-1930731">In conversation</a><time datetime="2022-12-19T00:36:42+09:00" title="Monday, 19-Dec-2022 00:36:42 JST">Monday, 19-Dec-2022 00:36:42 JST</time> <span>from <span><a href="https://masto.ai/@stavvers/109511918768486571" rel="external" title="Sent from masto.ai via ActivityPub">masto.ai</a></span></span><a href="https://masto.ai/@stavvers/109511918768486571">permalink</a><h4>Attachments</h4><ol><li><label><a rel="external" href="https://gnusocial.jp/attachment/503385">[twitter screencap of a dildo wrapped up in plastic with a postal address sticker on it] "Amazon got me fucked up telling all my business
theblackd4hlia: but seriously one time i ordered something from adam &amp; eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible :anonbuddha: If its any consolation, | get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day | was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. | really had to go so I did t fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me. The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Umn, you dropped your dick man.” and nudges it over with his foot.</a></label><br><a href="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/109/511/907/474/234/640/original/c4afb2cb6a23f054.png" rel="external">https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/109/511/907/474/234/640/original/c4afb2cb6a23f054.png</a></li></ol></footer></blockquote>

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Monday, 19-Dec-2022 00:36:42 JST Another Angry Woman
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1. [twitter screencap of a dildo wrapped up in plastic with a postal address sticker on it] "Amazon got me fucked up telling all my business theblackd4hlia: but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible :anonbuddha: If its any consolation, | get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day | was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. | really had to go so I did t fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me. The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Umn, you dropped your dick man.” and nudges it over with his foot.
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