>Botch phone interview because I didn't set up a voice mail + My phone doesn't give me notifications of who's calling aside from who's on my friends list, so essentially just my girlfriend.
>Reconfigure phone properly + Reschedule first phone interview
>About to take a nap
>Get into phone interview with a completely different recruiter.
>Tired as fuck from waking up early for first botched phone interview
>Ok well I don't really give a fuck, time to be extremely blatant with this recruiter
>Why did you leave your job?
>Management nepotism, felt like I spent 3 going on 4 years of my life in a dead end position
>What was it like working
>Go on a massive info dump about hardware related server management, radiation tech, legacy hospital technology, where our products actually went, the subcontractors, the entire nine fucking yards
>Why do you want this job
>Explain that I shotgunned the job application button on Indeed and I really need to pay my bills
>Explain that I need a certification despite Technology being second nature to me since I've been tinkering with shit since I was a child.
>We'll call you back for a second interview, but judging from everything you've told me, we'd rather skip to the paperwork after doing a formality interview for the records.
>Ask if I'm doing anything on an Enterprise level or if it's strictly Hardware installation at various sites
>It's Hardware installation at various sites (Easy mode.)
>MFW being unhinged literally got me a better paying job of 56K starting rather than the 43K I was looking at.
>MFW all I'm doing is slinging wires and installing OS's.

HELP ME NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSANE.