@Christ_is_Lord Poor kids have to be straight in the most convoluted way possible. “Gay” kid (probably estrogeneous, fat boy with self esteem issues) has “trans boy” (female) trying to come on to him.
Other kids try to save him from the gay by extolling the many benefits and pleasures of male…”pussy“. What would be a happy ending is that he gives her a chance and 10 years from now they joke about how they’re totally really 2 gay guys despite the fact they look and act like a healthy married couple.