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The story of not being able to fucking win 2

So I washed my hands and walked, lightly and happily mind you, out of the bathroom, thinking of nothing more than returning to my nice soft bed..only to bump smack into Lilo. Not only had she been waiting for me, but she had been laying down or sitting or something, and so I didn't just bump into her legs, I slammed into her whole body. I couldn't even tell what I hit.