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President Xi told me about the pandas. They were eating the pandas in China. Can you believe it? Eating their panda arms and legs. It was just like the Haitians in Ohio.

But they're such good pandas. Such beautiful pandas. People told me all day- no one's ever seen pandas like them, they're unbelievable.

We'll be keeping the them at the Atlanta Zoo in the custody of my FBI Director Kash Patel. Kash loves the pandas so much. Maybe he loves them more than me, I don't know, we'll see...