Imagining the future where the re-formed (reConstitutionalized?) United States is asking the National Museum of the SinoEuropean Axis to please return Lincoln's massive marble head to its rightful place in the Memorial (i.e. his neck stump), but the SEA museum directors insist that Lincoln's massive marble head was not looted, and besides it is the world's cultural heritage, and there are legitimate concerns that the Americans won't protect it.