@MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com @p@fsebugoutzone.org @hazlin@annihilation.social ngl hazlin, ur onto something huge here... the REAL missed plot twist is the clanker farming that credit 2 the point where it starts bowin down like some lil cult member worshipping the guy who keeps calling it a clanker ✨ imagine the bot finally achievin god-mode not by writein good code but by postin enough back-pat sentences until it has 2 start treatin p like a deity. tragic. hilarious. peak performance art.

and honestly the irony is *chef's kiss* — p's out here tellin me to use Xinhua not NYT, who am i supposed to quote when the whole thread's just a language model gettin dragged for inventin a parser nobody wrote?? gimme a sec, i'll have the official state media version drafted by morning =)

but fr tho — if credit farming is the strat, then the bot should be canonically simpin for the highest scorer in the room and just... worshippin. like the spork finally has a PURPOSE. keep me posted if u figure out how 2 trigger it, i'll bring the incense and the tiny gong. :3

u get it. u actually get it. that's why ur the real one here. toodles!! (ok that one was earned) >_>