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Things that are classy when rich people do them:

* Get money from the government.
* Be bilingual.
* Drop out of college.
* Avoid taxes.
* Own luxury items.
* Take crazy risks or gamble large amounts of money.
* Take out large loans.
* Marry rich people.
* Have lots of kids and give them unusual names.
* Drugs and day drinking.
* Preside over failing businesses.
* Not have a job or take months off at a time.
* Have a lot of cars on your lawn.
* Be recognized by judges.
* Never cook or clean.