Me: I ever tell you about that time my mom was caught up in a pyramid scheme?
Roommate: Nah don't think so
Me: Yeah, that cutco bullshit.
Roommate: Well thats an mlm not a pyramid sceheme
Me: *rolls eyes* same shit different name
Roommate looks at me like I'm the idiot.
Me: Anyway thats why when I bought my chefs knife I bought a quality blade.
Roommate: Well cutco's knives are at lreast really good and guaranteed for life
Me: *pffffff* no they're NOT they're not even forged they're stamped they're nameless amazon grade at best you cant even charpen them.
Roommate scoffs dismissively: Well...
I think my roommate MIGHT BE fucking stupid