Was just at breakfast with the gf when this boomer lady starts asking about this soda I’m getting.

I said it’s probably a cherry cola like Big Red that we have down South. The old boomer tells me she stays in Virginia and has never had it. I asked her what part and she said “Northern Virginia. Fairfax.“

I already know exactly what this boomer bitch is based on that.

I say “oh no. I’m from way down at the bottom. South south.“ She says “Yeah I like the beaches. It’s the politics I‘m not really a fan of. I prefer to stay up north. I’m from New England, just visiting home.” with this shiteating grin.

Now I’m thinking about crushing this woman’s skull.

What’s wrong with me?

RT: https://poa.st/objects/e1ac397b-dd8a-40b1-99fe-74a314ce0f73