top five deaths connected to the fediverse
5) sonic man shooting + suicide in cicero ohio strip mall
4) shiyu getting crushed by a baler trying to escape the police coming to arrest him at Giant
3) wafer overdose (body could not be identified)
2) edwin getting swatted at his home in Cinco Ranch Texas only to be fatally gunned down while diving into an officer. last words: "take it easy B)"
1) pernia exploding inside an MRI machine after swallowing metal shavings all day