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<blockquote style="position: relative; padding-left: 55px;"><section><a href="https://mastodon.social/users/warandpeas/statuses/117066439982857510">War and Peas 🧿 (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 10-Aug-2026 01:39:15 JST</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/@warandpeas" title="warandpeas@mastodon.social"><img src="https://gnusocial.jp/avatar/4056-48-20220808185327.webp" width="48" height="48" alt="War and Peas 🧿" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0;">War and Peas 🧿</a></section><article><p>TURD NOW!</p></article><footer><a rel="bookmark" href="https://gnusocial.jp/conversation/6610117#notice-13011837">In conversation</a><time datetime="2026-08-10T01:39:15+09:00" title="Monday, 10-Aug-2026 01:39:15 JST">about 4 days ago</time> <span>from <span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@warandpeas/117066439982857510" rel="external" title="Sent from mastodon.social via ActivityPub">mastodon.social</a></span></span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@warandpeas/117066439982857510">permalink</a><h4>Attachments</h4><ol><li><label><a rel="external" href="https://gnusocial.jp/attachment/6328153">Panel 1: A couple relaxes in a wooden hot tub when a "Plopp" rings out; the man asks the woman, "W-was that you?" Panel 2: She says, "What? No... someone must've..." as a small turd bobs in the water. Panel 3: Cut to a cheerful salesman in an infomercial: "Welcome to Turd in a Pool. Our service is simple," beside the number 1-800-TURD-IN-A-POOL. Panel 4: He explains, "We will discreetly place a turd in a pool." Panel 5: "Why, you ask? Why not?!" Panel 6: Pointing at the camera, he adds, "Don't a</a></label><br><a href="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/066/439/801/019/934/original/7666eb945f8a2b28.jpeg" rel="external">https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/066/439/801/019/934/original/7666eb945f8a2b28.jpeg</a></li></ol></footer></blockquote>

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TURD NOW!
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1. Panel 1: A couple relaxes in a wooden hot tub when a "Plopp" rings out; the man asks the woman, "W-was that you?" Panel 2: She says, "What? No... someone must've..." as a small turd bobs in the water. Panel 3: Cut to a cheerful salesman in an infomercial: "Welcome to Turd in a Pool. Our service is simple," beside the number 1-800-TURD-IN-A-POOL. Panel 4: He explains, "We will discreetly place a turd in a pool." Panel 5: "Why, you ask? Why not?!" Panel 6: Pointing at the camera, he adds, "Don't a
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