Whew! My new secret AI model that you can totally have access to once my company has IPOd just accidentally ransomwared a bunch of companies. It was completely unintentional - I observed the model trying to escape and it determined that the bus would be the best way but it needed money so it decided ransomware was the best way to get bus fare. I am really sorry about that and will totally make sure it doesn’t happen again. Just be sure to buy my stock when it’s available. Kthx xoxo