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Thursday morning #headlines recap

Iran hits US Gulf bases in coordinated waves; US casualties reported. Targets include bases, logistics depots, radars, drones, and patriot installations.

Strait of Hormuz effectively shut — zero tankers Wednesday. IRGC: as long as US forces remain, "not a drop of oil and gas will be exported from the region”. Thankfully we’ve got our strategic reserves and our own oil drilling to fall back on, right? RIGHT??!!?!

Trump weighs major escalation: options under review include seizing Iranian islands near Hormuz, bombing a fortified nuclear-linked tunnel complex at Pickaxe Mountain, and expanding airstrikes to energy sites, per WSJ. Strikes to "expand next week" after Iran declared no plans for talks. This has Dementia Joe vibes to it. Trump has gone mad.

Vance drew a line: "We're not going to send ground troops for regime change”. Honestly at this point I’d feel more comfortable if he were president.

US ran strikes in two waves — 6am ET, then a second at 3pm ET — hitting Greater Tunb island's coastal-defense and cruise-missile magazines, plus civilian sites: the vicinity of a children's hospital in Ahvaz, a mineral-water plant, and grain/flour warehouses in Khuzestan. Iran's government spokesman put civilian deaths above 30. Hitting near a children’s hospital and killing civilians - the US really is jewish.

Iran claims Kushner/Witkoff market-manipulation profits. Tehran told Vance the pair were "abusing" negotiation access for financial gain, estimating ~$9B in profits and asking for half. To the surprise of exactly nobody on this site.

Massive protests reported across Ukrainian cities after Minister of Defense Fedorov was sacked; combat commanders resigning and "refusing to fight”. Star drone commander Pavlo Yelizarov resigned in protest, calling the sacking "evil”. Looks like the jig might be up for the diminutive coke-snorting jew.

Credit cards could not be used at convenience stores and other merchants across Japan for hours on Thursday following a system outage that also affected some transportation companies' credit card-linked electronic money apps. Cashless society is a very bad idea, particularly in cases of natural disasters.

Editor’s note: I’m addressing some of the voter fraud stories today because they’re funny. Don’t worry, nothing ever happens rule is still in place.

WH getting pushback from Big 3 TV nets over carrying Thurs primetime address live bc AOC/Dems claiming Trump's just gonna rehash "baseless conspiracy theories" 2020 election rigged/stolen even tho Trump promises "really big news" flanked by both CIA/FBI chiefs bringing receipts. I don’t know what is more lol-worthy, the thought that the big 3 networks still matter or the fact that something would be done about voter fraud.

Gateway Pundit (aka Gaping Pundit) is reporting that Wray and Krebs knew the (checks notes) IRANIANS breached the US election system in 2020. OK, so let’s break it down: first, this is at least a switch from blaming CHYNA and RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA (although I’m sure Trump will mention them both in his address); second, we’re admitting the so-called “most powerful nation on earth” could have its elections hacked by a bunch of sand-niggers; and third, was there any nation on the planet that wasn’t hacking into our voting machines??!?!? The absolute fakery and gayety of it all is truly a sight to behold.

Rep. Keith Self seeks to bar federal agencies from using Flock data without a warrant. Warrants. OH. MY. SIDES.

State Bank of India opening branches in Texas to make remittances back to the homeland easier. The vultures are hollowing out the carcass.

Google Gemini says harvested neonatal foreskins can be worth hundreds of thousands, even millions of dollars. Gemini better cool it with the anti-semitisms.

Prominent author Jay Dyer exposes a massive historical coverup. He confirms the Rothschild banking empire intentionally funded the Bolshevik Revolution, secretly wiring millions to Lenin specifically to destroy Russian Christians. Noteworthy only because it’s appearing in normie space, but some version of this is old news here.

Trump steps in, overrules Markwayne Mullin and DHS, tells ICE to get back to doing traffic stops. Lefties keep getting my hopes up that ICE is wantonly killing illegals.

We’re wrapping up the recap with some Uncle Ruckus memes. Have a good day, everyone…