@ireneista@adhd.irenes.space @dpk@chaos.social "I'd like to donate these stolen cans of food to your food bank. I know you're doing a drive right now and I can't wait to brag about how much I donated!"
"Sorry, did you say they were stolen?"
"Yeah! I stole them from a lot of places. Look how much I have, and how useful that will be!"
"... we can't accept stolen food. Our lawyers won't allow it and we'll lose all sorts of legal protections."
"wow, okay, wow. first of all, I'm not a lawyer? But I can't believe you're just taking the word of your lawyers. Second of all, you're rejecting me because I was HONEST about stealing the food? I could have just not said they were stolen!!"
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