My day would be fertile ground for a Chuck Tingle series: "Pounded In The Butt By Enterprise Software", "I Have No Password And I Must Get Pounded The Butt By This Login Page", "Two Factor Butt Invasion", "Portalmaggedon: It Turns Out This Was Only The Portal I'm Supposed To Use To Get A Link To The Other Portal, and My Butt Is Already Sore", "Pounded In the Butt By New And Different Enterprise Software, More Passwords With Inscrutable Requirements, And A Mandatory Two Factor App I've Never Used Before: Electric Boogaloo", and "My Butt Is Confronted With The Realization That This Was All To Download a PDF They Could Have Sent Through Email"