Legend of Zelda Modern Warfare could just be Ganon taking 1000 years longer to come back to life because he keeps losing, but the new generation has no frame of reference for why running a racetrack through the ancestral home of the royal family, making a gerudo president, and letting this thing teach sex ed is a bad idea. And Link is justified leveling entire skyscrapers because Ganondorf has never had an easier time creating alegria diversity oblivion