"We must destroy Canada. Tonight a great country to the North will pay for torching the Kane County Cougars' bus. Retribution will be swift and glorious, like a Steven Seagal movie from the 1980s."
"Praise be to Allah. Victory is guaranteed! As it is written, it shall be."
"We will never let the Canadians get away with their aggression against our totally peaceful and pacific country. You made us do this."
"Thank you for your attention, your favorite President DJT."